So in a previous incarnation, I was in market research. I bring this up because I need some help now with a quick survey I wrote. I am using the data to help facilitate an employment opportunity. The survey is completely confidential and regards your experience with customer service representatives.
Please participate here.
In return you will receive my lifetime gratitude absolutely FREE! Everyone receives this unique gift. It is my way of saying, "thank you". (That last part was supposed to be George Carlin-esque.)