Elijah Dukes- You D*ckhead

OK, so Elijah Dukes pulled a Brett Myers and abused his wife (death threats and pictures of a gun, what?!). She called the police and she got a restraining order. Sad stuff and just another example of athletes with attitudes not meant to be removed from the field on which they play. But here's a funny side to it. Dukes' official head shot makes the guy look just like Flavor Flav. I swear, observe...


It's a scary resemblance. Well, when you pull "real" crap like hitting your wife, you are pretty much lower than 15-second fame whoring "reality" TV stars.